12/23/2022

Christmas Light Scavenger Hunt CHALLENGE



Driving around the 'hood during the holidays is a great tradition, but can get a little repetitive. Thus the rising popularity of Christmas lights scavenger hunts on the internet. But what happens when those scavenger hunt starts to get old, because they all include the same, common items? Introducing a scavenger hunt for people who enjoy a challenge ... anyone able to check off all THESE items has earned their eggnog! 

  1. House with 10 or more inflatables
  2. House with 15 or more lighted lawn sculptures
  3. House with Christmas tree on roof
  4. House with Santa and/or sled on roof
  5. House with a word spelled out on the roof in Christmas lights
  6. The word "Believe" in any shape or form
  7. House with lights on the lawn or ground
  8. Minion inflatable or decoration
  9. Star Wars inflatable or decoration
  10. Zoo animal inflatable or decoration (can't be penguins or polar bears)
  11. Disney character NOT from Frozen inflatable or decoration
  12. Nightmare Before Christmas inflatable or decoration
  13. Superhero/Marvel Comics inflatable or decoration
  14. Inflatable or decoration taller than the house (decorated trees don't count)
  15. Leg lamp inflatable or decoration
  16. Holiday lawn flamingo(s)
  17. Nativity scene featuring cartoon characters
  18. Nativity scene that includes Santa
  19. Larger-than-life Santa that's NOT an inflatable
  20. Glowing plastic Santa
  21. Beach/surfer Santa
  22. Decorations that reference a sport or sports team
  23. Animated/moving inflatable or decoration
  24. Decorated camper, RV or car
  25. Decorated garage door
  26. Lighted tunnel or series or archways
  27. House with lights that are falling off (or strand of lights that has stopped working)
  28. Mismatched icicle lights
  29. House with candles AND wreaths in every window
  30. House with 10 or more wreaths
  31. House with faux snow (snow machine or flocking)
  32. House decorated in just one color that's NOT gold or silver/white
  33. Animated 2D wire-frame decoration (ex: reindeer jumping into air)
  34. Something flying or moving through the air on a cable
  35. 10 consecutive decorated houses in a row

8/23/2022

30+ Reasons Teachers Feel Disrespected


Wondering why teachers are leaving the profession like rats abandoning a sinking ship? The answer can be summed up in one word: DISRESPECT.  Teachers have always endured a modicum of disrespect, but the separate sources of disrespect have exponentially multiplied over the past few years. Here are just a few of the reasons teachers aren't feeling a whole lot of love just now ....

  1. Our pay is not commensurate with other professionals who are expected to acquire an equivalent amount of education. In addition to a college degree in the content area we intend to teach, most districts require that we obtain a teaching degree. In most other fields a masters degree earns you more money; in teaching, however, it's seen as a prerequisite for accepting even the lowest paid positions. Try explaining that to your college loan company.
  2. Our pay often fails to provide a living wage. It's hard to feel respected when people don't seem to care that we can't actually live on what we're paid
  3. Our pay raises are at the whim of local governments.  Unlike other careers, where raises are generally consistent, teachers live in a constant state of uncertainty. Often, our salaries are "frozen" for years at a time, or even slashed. Oh, and forget the concept of "reward for effort." There is absolutely zero link between job performance and renumeration - no matter how hard we work, no matter how brilliant we are, our renumeration will be based solely on our years of service.  
  4. Being expected to either pay for the supplies we need out of our own pocket or to do without. Are nurses required to buy PJs for their patients? Are waiters expected to supply their customers' tableware? Why are teachers expected to buy pencils, erasers, notebooks, etc. so that their students can participate in learning? 
  5. Politicians using teachers to score points by accusing us of all manner of improprieties: liberal agendas, grooming, godlessness. I get that one of the cheapest ways to win votes is to make voters afraid of something and then promising to fix it, but teachers are tired of being the bogeymen in this scenario. 
  6. Politicians and school boards treating us as engines of indoctrination. Teachers have ethics, standards, and measures of professionalism, one of the most important of which is that we teach actual truth. Teach "alternative facts" at home if you must, but stop demanding (at the risk of firing) that teachers engage in this sort of indoctrination.
  7. Politicians feeling free to trade our actual lives for a few votes. Nothing makes a teacher feel valued like being told that their lives are worth less than someone's political career. 
  8. Politicians who think that education can be run like a commercial venture, disregarding the fact that no commercial venture on earth is required to entirely disregard the quality of their raw materials while simultaneously guaranteeing the quality of 100% of the product
  9. Politicians who compare charter schools to public schools, pretending that this is an apples to apples comparison in spite of the proven disparities in hours spent per student, parent engagement, and student ability/motivation
  10. Citizens who claim they value education, but then consistently vote against school bonds or taxes that would fund education
  11. Students who, having learned their social skills from social media trolls during Covid, feel empowered to treat their teachers with profound disrespect
  12. Working conditions that range from uncomfortable (broken windows that let in heat/cold) to dangerous (mold)
  13. Virtually no protection from abuse (cursing, physical harm, stalking) at the hand of students or parents
  14. Reformers (especially eccentric tech billionaires) who believe that they understand education better than thousands of actual professional educators
  15. Reformers who believe that there's a "one size fits all" approach that will work for all students, disregarding the frankly obvious fact that no two kids learn the same way
  16. Reformers who think that standardized tests are accurate measures of student ability
  17. School administrators who force us to adopt their "educational fad of the year" (often tied to the latest educational best-seller), regardless of the whether data exists to prove that the method is in any way superior to practices currently in place.
  18. School administrators who that micro-manage their staff. Too many administrators seem to assume that their job is to tell teachers how to do their job rather than facilitate the ability of teachers to do their job. Teachers deserve to be treated as the competent professionals that they are, not junior sales associates. 
  19. School administrators who continue to saddle teachers with new responsibilities (address learning loss, transition to blended learning, teach SEL, do more data analysis, etc.) while failing to relieve us of the burden of existing responsibilities. Teachers are resilient, but all humans have limits. You simply cannot keep piling bricks on a horse and expect it to keep moving forward (much less at a gallop). 
  20. School administrators who refuse our requests for days off because they can't find subs. I'm not just talking about vacations here ... I'm talking about teachers being denied the leave they need to receive critical care, teachers who have been denied leave for important family events (like graduations), teachers who have been asked to provide sub plans *while in labor.*  Politicians playing with our lives is bad enough; admins refusing to let us live our lives, a whole different level of disrespect.
  21. School administrators who expect us to constantly do more with less ... like spending more time building relationships with students while simultaneously increasing our class sizes, or requiring that we use new technology while taking away the professional development days we need to learn how to use new apps.
  22. Members of the general public who treat teachers like we're getting paid to do nothing over the summer. The vast majority of us are on contracts that pay us for exactly the number of days that we work and no more. Moreover, we often spend our summers engaged in entirely un-renumerated school-related work, like redesigning lesson plans or engaging in professional development
  23. Members of the general public that treat teachers' unions as if their purpose for being is to promote political agendas instead of ensuring that teachers are treated fairly. Apparently teaching being the one career where teachers - lousy, lazy, coddled bums that they are - deserve all the exploitation they get?
  24. Parents who treat us as free daycare, unwilling to support their students' education in any way. At least pretend to take your child's future as seriously as we do.
  25. Helicopter parents who treat us like idiots or assume we have some sort grudge against their students.  We especially appreciate the incivility of parents who send daily emails that rob us of our planning time, who expect us to provide their students with free one-on-one tutoring, or who expect us to respond to their communiques evenings & weekends.
  26. Parents with unrealistic expectations: who expect us to "cure" their childrens' learning disabilities, teach them manners, oversee their social lives, or ensure that their child receives a degree even if they were absent 70% of instructional periods. 
  27. A general underappreciation for the actual number of hours that teachers work in the course of a week. You're tired after your 40 day workweek? Try 10hr days + another 8hrs of grading or admin work over the weekend ... ~60hrs per week. And those hours don't come out of TV time - most teachers have to carve them out of "hide": time that they could have been spending with their own children and families.
  28. A general underappreciation for the huge amount of extra-curricular skills we are expected to teach: social skills, career skills, administration functioning, self-regulation, manners, leadership, responsibility, citizenship, resiliency ....
  29. People who genuinely think that "those who can't do, teach" or who assume that teaching requires no particular skill - that, in fact, any veteran or "Teach for America" college graduate can do it. Imagine the humiliation of being repeatedly told that the job you trained your whole life to perform could be done just as well by amateurs.
  30. People who think teachers shouldn't care about material things because our reward is the satisfaction of "making a difference in the life of a child." We're human beings, not martyrs. We may enjoy our jobs, but we're not interested in sacrificing our lives to the needs of other people's students.
  31. People who tell us we're stupid to have become teachers, and that if we're disrespected then it's no more than we deserve for being foolish enough to have chosen teaching over more lucrative careers. Not all careers are measured by financial reward.

7/29/2022

20+ Reasons that Gifted Kids Struggle to Reach Their Potential


Congratulations! Your child has been identified as gifted. You're home-free! No fights over report cards. No worries about them getting into a good college. Heck, they'll probably be able to take care of you in your old age. 
You've won the jackpot. 

Not so fast. Giftedness is the word we give to people who exist at the most extreme levels of standard deviation at the right edge of bell curve that describes human intelligence.  In other words, they are defined by the fact that they are NOT normal. And in a world that's been customized to meet the needs of normals, this can present any number of challenges.  Indeed, these challenges can be so formidable, research consistently shows that up to 50% of gifted individuals experience persistent underachievement.

Tomes have been written about each of these individually, but I've never found a source that listed all of them in one place - which is unfortunate, because most gifted individuals are going to experience a combination of these, and they can interact in unsuspected ways.  If you're the parent of a gifted individual, an adult that works with gifted individuals, or gifted yourself, I recommend that you keep this list handy.  Sometimes all that's needed to help is a bit of clarity and understanding; other times, however, struggling gifted individuals may need intercession in order to help them appropriately cope with the very real challenges that they face.   
  1. Imposter syndrome/self-doubt. One of the most common issues faced by gifted individuals is the fear that they aren't as smart as other people think they are. This is often exacerbated by constant messaging from others telling them: "This should be easy for you." Unavoidably, as soon as something *isn't* easy for them, they begin to doubt themselves. Many gifted individuals report having spent their lives in a state of constant anxiety, afraid that at any time they might be "exposed" as being less gifted than people assume them to be.
  2. Inflexible mindset. As a result of imposter syndrome, gifted individuals may exhibit an unwillingness to take risks. They would rather go for the sure 'A' than try something challenging and risk a lower grade, an outcome that (they fear) might reveal them to be "imposters." This can prevent them from taking academic, intellectual, or career risks.  
  3. Perfectionism.  In moderation, perfectionism can drive gifted individuals to explore the limits of their abilities. Taken to an unhealthy extreme, some gifted individuals may begin measuring their self-worth by external evaluations such as grades or earnings. In excess, perfectionism can cause gifted individuals deliberately to underachieve because they perceive being considered lazy or disorganized as preferable to the risk of being perceived as less than perfect by themselves and others.  
  4. Competing/conflicting cultural/racial/peer expectations. Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs reminds us that the most urgent priority in the lives of all humans, including gifted individuals, is their need to feel accepted, safe, and loved.  If a gifted individual is striving to be accepted by a group that devalues education due to cultural, racial or peer norms, then it's not uncommon for them to suppress or sabotage their giftedness in order to conform and be accepted.
  5. Stereotype Bias. Stereotype bias combines several of the factors above, and describes a situation in which a gifted individual belonging to a specific cultural/racial/peer group becomes unnerved by the idea that they are going to be seen as "representing" their peer group.  This can lead to anxiety and a desire to withdraw from scrutiny.  
  6. Lack of Role Models.  Related to the above, gifted individuals representing minority populations may struggle to envision themselves as assuming gifted roles in academia and the professional world because of the lack of same-minority role models to serve as examples, or even mentors.  Many minority STEM professionals continue to report feelings of insecurity due to the lack of existing pathways into STEM for people of their culture or ethnicity.
  7. Competing/conflicting gender expectations. In some peer groups, gender expectations can interfere with giftedness.  For instance, there may be an expectation that girls eschew academic pursuits in favor of more nurturing family roles.  Many studies suggest that, even here in the U.S., a persistent stereotype that "boys are better at math and science" continues to limit opportunities for women in STEM careers. 
  8. Competing/conflicting family expectations. In some cases, family priorities may overwhelm all other priorities, including academic achievement. For instance, a gifted individual might be expected to set aside personal aspirations in order to participate in their family's business/concern, contribute income to the family, or supervise/raise family members.   
  9. Poverty. Individuals who grow up in poverty are more likely to experience an early childhood deficient of rich background experiences and content such as attending high performing neighborhood schools, growing up with books in the house, or participating in discussion with educated, literate adults. This can create gaps in background knowledge that can make it harder for these gifted individuals to access critical thinking tasks, leading to confusion, frustration, and anxiety.
  10. Emotional overexcitability.  Gifted individuals are more likely to experience emotional overexcitability, a tendency to experience emotion in a heightened way.  This can manifest itself as extreme empathy for the plight of others, a heightened sense of right and wrong, in intolerance for injustice, a tendency to experience emotional extremes, and misplaced guilt/remorse. For such individuals, a single nightly world news broadcast or commercial about neglected animals can be enough to trigger extreme anxiety. 
  11. Psychomotor overexcitability. Gifted individuals can display extreme psychomotor symptoms, including compulsive/impulsive behaviours, extreme competitiveness, and overactivity.  These individuals can become frustrated when these natural psychomotor extremes are misidentified as ADHD or immaturity and inappropriately accommodated - or even punished.
  12. Sensual overexcitability.  Gifted individuals can have heightened reactions to sensory stimuli such as music, art, literature, or natural beauty.  They may overreact to sensory inputs they find annoying, or crave sensory stimuli that provide comfort or pleasure. These behaviours can create confusion, anxiety, and frustration.  
  13. Intellectual overexcitability.  Gifted individuals can exhibit a tendency to engage in intellectual debate and confrontation, which can trigger disputes and create an impression of combativeness. 
  14. Imaginational overexcitability. Gifted individuals often possess rich and complex imaginations, which can manifest as excessive daydreaming or extreme immersion in fantasy worlds - worlds that they have been exposed to through fiction or games, or that they have invented on their own. These obsessions with fantasy worlds can be a blessing (as when they provide a common interest upon which to base friendships) or a burden (as when their obsession with fantasy distracts them from other pursuits, or is perceived by peers as "odd").
  15. Asynchronous development. While it is not uncommon for gifted children to exhibit levels of maturity beyond their years, this is *not* always the case. It is also fairly common for gifted children to develop asynchronously - to acquire critical developmental skills at an unequal rate, possibly even at a slower rate than age peers. Areas that may develop asynchronously include social/emotional skills, language & communication, cognitive skills, and fine/gross motor skills. This can cause intense frustration in adult guardians/teachers who are expecting a uniformly heightened level of development, but even more so in gifted students who may, for instance, read 6 years above grade level but still burst into tears at their inability to tie their own shoelaces.  (FYI, studies show that the slowest skill to develop is often written communication.)
  16. Precocious reading.  One extremely common attribute of gifted children is a love of reading, with their choice of reading material often outstripping their chronological age. Their strong reading skills may make these texts accessible, but unfortunately does not guarantee that they will possess the emotional maturity to deal with the issues that may arise in these texts. They may find themselves unable to deal with the intense emotions aroused by such disturbing themes as injustice, violence, and dystopian futures.
  17. Introversion. Studies indicate that the majority of gifted individuals are introverts. This can make it harder for them to engage with peers and may lead to feelings of isolation and depression.
  18. Trouble Making Friends.  A combination of several factors can make it difficult for gifted individuals to establish a supportive circle of friends, to include introversion, asynchronously developing social skills, "odd" overexcitabilities, and the statistical lack of cognitive peers. Obviously individuals with very different cognitive levels can establish long and lasting friendships, but studies suggest that gifted individuals derive important social and emotional benefits from being able to interact with others at their cognitive level, which can be difficult to accommodate. 
  19. Co-morbid conditions. Studies show that extreme intelligence often occurs in conjunction with other mental "abnormalities," such as OCD, depression, autism, and bipolar disorder.  A challenge in accurately diagnosing the existence of these co-morbid conditions is that gifted individuals are often clever enough to accommodate the most obvious symptoms so that they are not immediately obvious. Another challenge is that these conditions may appear as "shadows" that influence rather than override behaviour. However, the impact of these co-morbid conditions can cause confusion, frustration, anxiety, and lead to the adoption of maladaptive coping strategies such as self-medication. 
  20. Multipotentiality.  This is another one of those benefits with a dark side: while it's great that gifted individuals often excel in multiple fields (academics, sports, arts, leadership, etc.), this can be a burden for these individuals when it comes to figuring out which of their areas of expertise to pursue. Anxiety and frustration can mount as different stakeholders (parents, coaches, directors, mentors) urge their imperatives on individuals who do not have enough hours in the day to gratify everyone ... much less themselves.
  21. Managing adult expectations.  Gifted children self report that parents are their #1 source of support ... but also their #1 source of stress! Pressure to meet the (often unrealistically) high expectations of parents can lead to anxiety, frustration, anger, and depression. This can become particularly problematical when a parents' expectations for their child are a mismatch with the child's interests and passions - for instance, a child whose passion is art but whose parents are demanding that they take a pre-law course load. It can be tempting for adults to treat gifted children as "little adults," without making allowances for the fact their children are experiencing the same distractions, hormones, and inconsistencies as their age peers.
  22. Lack of challenging content. Another huge source of stress for gifted children is having to endure lessons that provide no intellectual challenge.  After a while, gifted students repeatedly forced to sit through undemanding classes will conclude (rightly) that school has little of value to offer them, and their boredom and frustration may lead them into trouble.  
  23. Lack of challenging collaborators.  While it may be tempting for teachers to pair more capable students with less capable students in hopes that the former will somehow "set a good example" and "pull up" their less capable colleagues, the actual result (studies show) is that gifted students end up doing most of the work and learn nothing. Unless they are consistently paired with peers working at approximately the same cognitive level as themselves, the outcome can be similar to that described above.
  24. Maladaptive coping strategies. This challenge certainly isn't limited to gifted individuals: faced with anxiety, depression, anger or other frustrations, anyone might find themselves attracted to maladaptive coping strategies - tantrums/outbursts, unhealthy habits, inappropriate attention-seeking, self-medication using alcohol/drugs. However, there is a tendency for people to assume that gifted individuals are "too smart" to fall into these psychological traps, without understanding that the challenges faced by gifted individuals - to include poor self-esteem and constant external pressure to succeed - are precisely the types of stressors most likely to trigger maladaptive coping strategies. 
I hope this list proves informative and/or helpful!  Let me know in the comments if there's anything I've missed.

4/19/2022

The Death of Public Education

It will start in one of the Southern states. One of those states that always comes in near the bottom of all those well-publicized, all-important lists of educational effectiveness: the annual “Student Performance on Standardized Tests” list, the “Percent of High School Students Who Graduate” list, the “Money Spent Per Student” list.

One of those states that has a history of struggling to keep teachers because the job conditions are onerous (huge classes, no support services, hours of unpaid extra duties, unsafe classrooms), because they aren’t being paid a living wage (also in no way commensurate with the level of education required), and because the teachers have grown tired of being used as political punching bags (like being forced to teach, unvaccinated and unmasked, during a pandemic).

One of those states that barely skirts past mandatory federal guidelines by engaging in such manipulations as lowering the difficulty of standardizing tests, inflating grades, and exploiting loopholes that allow them to avoid testing struggling students – especially English language learners and students with special needs.

One of those states that, frankly, would be okay with a less populated citizenry, because uneducated voters are easier to manipulate, which comes in handy when you need to persuade people that building roads through long-established minority neighborhoods is necessary, that brown tapwater that smells of sulfur is nothing to worry about, or that there’s nothing wrong with a governor accepting huge donations from companies that are later awarded sole source contracts for big state-funded initiatives.

One of those states that teachers are abandoning not in a steady stream, but in a tsunami-like wave.

Which, ironically, will provide the state with the cover they need to announce that they are moving to a four day school week, because in times of emergency one has to take drastic measures, and no one wants to cut electives like music, art, and health, but when you get right down to it, schools have gotten too involved in social issues anyway – like teaching that evolution is real, that climate change is happening, and that U.S. history contains fairly significant incidents of social injustice – so, really, it’s a mark of political and moral leadership to be reigning in the excesses of public education by limiting it to readin’, writin’, and ‘rithmatic, right?

Which will last for a while until, facing increasingly serious teacher retention issues, the state announces that they will be moving some more rural students onto virtual learning, because in times of emergency one has to take drastic measures, and no one wants to single out kids who live in underserved rural areas but, hey, those districts are already safely gerrymandered and with all the money that the state saves on efficiencies – shutting down schools, selling school buses, reducing free meal programs – it’s really a mark of smart governing to be reclaiming this money and directing it towards more urgent issues, like giving tax breaks to chemical and petroleum companies with reprehensible environmental records so that they’ll provide the kind of low-paying jobs perfect for people who never finished high school.  It’s a win-win!

Which will last for a while until, now facing whole-scale failure on every possible measure (standardized test scores, high school graduation rate, students mental health, teacher retention, etc.), the state announces that they will be moving everyone to charter schools, because in times of emergency one has to take drastic measures and what better way to fix broken schools than to turn them over to businessmen who know how to get things done better than a bunch of radicalized teachers, union-controlled school boards, and godless curriculum experts?  Sure, no one wants to give up on public schools, but given that private schools have so much more leeway to hire cheap (albeit wholly unqualified) teachers, omit content that may offend local citizens, ban books, openly teach religion, adopt factually dubious textbooks, fudge test scores, circumvent federal laws protecting the rights of students with special needs, and refuse outright to educate anyone with dubious citizenship status  – then, really, isn’t this the “big government, keep your hands off my children!” leadership that the citizens have been asking for all along?  

Which will last for a while until other states - states that have heretofore been watching from the sidelines – announce that they too will moving everyone to charter schools, because in times of emergency one has to take drastic measures and what could be bolder than copying what other states have already done? Sure, no one wants to be seen as racing to the bottom, but given that other states have already embraced the model and getting rid of public schools frees up a lot of money to fight court cases brought by outraged stakeholders, then, really, isn’t it time to embrace the idea that the way we deliver public education needs to change to meet the needs of a new century?

Sure, there will be complaints. Complaints from liberals concerned that charter schools undermine the purpose of education, which is to ensure an informed and considered electorate. Complaints from minorities claiming that charter school entrance policies effectively restore segregation, discretely sorting students in ways that abet and reinforce racial homogeneity. Complaints from the families of students with special needs claiming that charter schools either (1) refuse to admit their students or (2) refuse to provide them a fair and appropriate education. However, the Supreme Court is now stacked with justices prepared to address these complaints by overturning misguided past rulings and asserting that the federal government really has no role to play in how states choose to provide education, that racially segregated schools can be equal (if parents rather than laws are doing the selecting), and that special needs students shouldn’t have to be tested (if states don't think it's necessary).  After all, hasn't the Supreme Court has already decided that racism has been extinguished, that judicial precedent is immaterial, and that the federal government should get out the business of protecting individual rights?

But just think of the benefits! No more parents complaining about teacher indoctrination, because parents will have the power to pick a school that delivers exactly the level and manner of indoctrination they demand.  What with liberal charter schools for liberals and conservative charter schools for conservatives, we're eliminating the need to acknowledge (much less evaluate) opposing viewpoints ... think of the unpleasantness this will save!  Also, there will be no more bickering over school boards or school superintendents, because charter schools operate independently of virtually any oversight.  No more teacher shortages, because a certain fairly stable number of high school graduates are always going to prefer teaching over careers in fast food, and since all the curriculum is going to be scripted and/or online anyway, they don’t actually have to know anything. No more worrying about troubling educational gaps between majority and minority populations, because charter schools have proven themselves adept at manipulating data. Even students benefit, because think of the stress that will melt away when they no longer have to demonstrate any actual content mastery in order to earn As.

Best of all, the politicians finally get what they’ve wanted all along – a populace that’s ignorant of history (and therefore contentedly clueless as we repeat the errors of the past), ignorant of science (and therefore content to trust politicians to protect their health, their communities, and their planet), ignorant of math (and therefore happy to vote for regressive tax structures that profit everyone but themselves), incapable of deep reading (and therefore unable to access any lessons literature might have to teach), ignorant of human rights (and therefore complacent when those rights are gradually stripped away), and marvelously, blissfully unable to engage in critical thinking, making them delightfully easy to manipulate.  

For those of you who have gotten this far and are now wondering: what is this woman’s problem? Has she been reading too much dystopian fiction? Overdoing the doomscrolling? All I ask is that, before you judge, go back through the steps in the process I’ve laid out and tell me precisely where you think my reasoning goes astray. Tell me where the political support will come from to protect public schools, where the institutional changes will come from to keep teachers from fleeing the field, where the motivation will come from to save a system that almost everyone seems to believe is either inefficient, out-of-touch, inept, unjust, unnecessary, godless, biased, bloated, bureaucratic, or a bastion of indoctrination. Convince me, if you can, that this clumsy, cumbersome and yet profoundly noble ideal, the right to a fair and equal publicly-funded education, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure against the rapidly advancing forces of political immorality, unconstrained capitalism, ideological extremism, and unravelling civil protections.

Please, convince me. Because God knows this isn’t the future I want – it’s barely a future I can endure contemplating - but it is the future that I have begun bracing myself for. 


3/05/2022

20+ Things You Should Be Doing Now to Prepare for Climate Change


Good news for preppers: there's finally something real to prep for. It's called climate change (CC) and it's coming for all of us. Most recent estimates (as of Feb 22) suggest the CC tipping point - the point beyond which out-of-control CC becomes inevitable because human actions will be unable to reverse natural positive feedback loops - will arrive in the next 10-15yrs.  While organizations like the U.N. work as hard as they can to wrest remediation pledges from members countries; while outfits like Project Drawdown work to prioritize solutions by impact & cost; and while states ramp up their "Green New Deal" planning, it's safe to say infer that we're not going to make nearly the amount of progress we need to make in order to avert some of CC's scarier consequences, to include food/water shortages, unhealthy levels of air pollution, wildfires, storms, flood, wars, mass human migration, and mass animal extinction.  

10-15yrs isn't too soon to start making the life changes you may wish to make in order to prep for the world to come. In fact, it's probably just the right horizon for decisions regarding houses, home/landscaping renovations, vehicles, investments, and family planning. Some of the recommendations herein can wait longer, but I wanted to make the list as complete as I could.

I realize this list is very (very) biased towards people who possess houses, HVAC, discretionary income. I wish this were otherwise, but there's growing awareness of the fact that CC - like many other environmental issues - tends to be accompanied by gross social injustice.  As CC impacts ramp up, people who can afford to take remediation measures will take them; those who can't afford to prepare will simply be forced to make due. However, there are measures here that require little/no investment, and so should be accessible to folks at every social and economic level. If I could recommend just one of the following measures, it would be #21, Educate Yourself. Know what's coming so that you can make wise decisions about how to prepare within the bounds of your own circumstances.
  1. Prepare for high gas prices and gas/natural gas shortages. The sooner you stop relying on fossil fuels for your basic needs - heating, transportation - the better. Gas powered car? Propane stove or clothes dryer? Natural gas-powered HVAC? Time to start looking for replacements - energy efficient replacements, if you can get them. 
  2. Secure a Steady, Reliable Source of Energy.  It may take a while for new alternative energy grids to be able to replace the fossil fuel-dependent electrical capacity we have now. If you want to avoid brownouts on hot days, may be worth looking into whether solar power is a possibility for your home
  3. Pick a Resilient Hometown. Some states are going to take a hammering from climate change-spawned droughts, flooding, extreme storms, etc.  Make things easier on yourself by relocating to a state that's expected to handle climate change with relative resilience. A recent article I read was recommending northern and midwestern states - from Minnesota to the West, Virginia to the South, and Maine to the North. 
  4. Prepare for Rising Sea Levels. If you own property on or near tidal waters (ocean, tidal rivers), you may not have as much time as you think. The problem isn't that CC-inflated sea levels are going to inundate properties all at once - even the most dire predictions hover around 1-3M over the next 100 years. But once the federal government figures out that sea level rises are a fait accompli and stop issuing guaranteed flood insurance, you'll be lucky to find anyone to buy your property at any price. 
  5. Prepare for Flooding. CC is expected to increase the frequency and intensity of rain events, leaving to devastating flooding. If you own property in a flood plain, or that has been known to flood in extreme rain events, start your flood planning now. If your risk is relatively low, it may be enough to "harden" your property to survive a major flooding event. Some ideas: re-grade your property to facilitate runoff, lay in rain gardens to store extra water, create stone walls or berms. If your risk of flooding is high, however, you may want to get out now, before the federal government stops issuing guaranteed flood insurance.  
  6. Prepare for Wildfires. CC is expected to cause droughts that will - already are - increasing both the frequency and intensity of wildfires. Again, think about whether it makes sense to "harden" your property against wildfires by clearing brush, installing fire-resistant landscaping, or replacing your roof/building materials with fire resistant alternatives. If you live in an area that's already prone to fires, however, you may want to relocate now, while buyers optimistic enough (or clueless enough) to purchase your property still exist.
  7. Prepare for Storms. CC is expecting to both (1) increase the frequency and intensity of hurricanes, tornadic storms, and other malevolent weather events and (2) introduce catastrophic weather events into areas where such incidents have, heretofore, been relatively rare. Safety precautions that have worked so far (emergency warning systems, shutters, wind-resistant architecture and bug-out kits) may not be a match for a future in which Category 6 hurricanes become the norm, storms park themselves over cities for days at a time, tornadic storm systems create destruction zones 20miles wide, and record-low pressures generate winds faster than those ever seen before. 
  8. Prepare for the Heat. The human body's heat tolerance at 100% humidity is about 95oF (50% humidity, about 109oF, 0% humidity, about 130oF). Above that, your body won’t be able to lose heat efficiently enough to maintain its core temperature and brain and organ damage ensue. As parts of the world get hotter and/or wetter, that's a lot of people one broken air conditioner away from death by heat stroke. So go fix those windows, insulate that house, install that attic fan - maybe ceiling fans too. And have a plan for what to do if the power goes out on a dangerously hot day.
  9. Prepare for Higher Food Prices & Food Shortages. For a variety of reasons, CC is expected to reduce food production, so take what measures you can now to prepare against higher food prices and increased food scarcity. Hoarding may be a little extreme (at least this far out), but raising chickens or establishing garden/greenhouse may be worthwhile. 
  10. Secure Your Coffee Supply.  Making coffee it's own category because (1) it's an essential resource for some, and (2) coffee supplies are uniquely imperiled by climate change due to extreme weather changes expected in the world's most productive coffee-growing regions. Stored appropriately, coffee beans don't take up a lot of space and can remain fresh for years. 
  11. Top Off Your Wine Collection. CC is expected to devastate many legendary grape-growing regions. The good news is that warming regions of the world should be able to replace any lost quantity, but how do you replace the quality of regions like the Rhone Valley and Champaign?
  12. Buy a Fake Christmas Tree. Warming temps are expected to increase populations of tree-destroying diseases and pests. If Christmas is something your family does, consider swallowing your revulsion and buying now, before prices for the fake ones go through the roof. Santa Claus will understand
  13. Prepare for Water Scarcity.  While CC is expected to bring too much rain to some places, it's expected to drastically reduce rain in others. Areas that are already suffering drought and/or overdrawing their aquafers are going to be especially at risk.  Jobs that rely on water - agriculture, dairies, mills, oil/gas, beverage industry - may also be threatened.  Some actions you may want to take: diversify your job options as necessary, purchase low-water appliances, invest in drought-resistant landscaping, and lay in rain barrels to capture what rain you get (especially if you need a secure supply for watering a garden).
  14. Prepare for the Impact of CC on Sports & Recreation. It's not just about the death of winter sports we're talking about here.  It's also about temps too hot to permit outdoor sports like golf, youth/adult sports leagues, and running/marathons, and air pollution so dangerous, outdoor sports pose a potential danger to respiratory health that dwarf any potential health gains. If your sports/recreation regimen includes outdoors activities, make sure not to squander the time you have left! And start thinking about alternatives that could replace these staples down the road. 
  15. Prepare for the Impact of CC on Health.  The last UN report on CC listed over a dozen ways in which CC is likely to impact health. So before you make any decisions about relocating the family or self-insuring yourself for health, consider the impact that declining air quality may have on respiratory issues such as asthma and allergies; the increased risk of heat-related illness (especially in areas where air conditioning is unavailable); the resurgence of insect-borne diseases in warm, moist climates; and the growing evidence linking CC with complications related to pregnancy, cardiac health, and mental health.
  16. Consider the Impact of CC on Vacation Planning. By the time you get around to going where you want to go, where you want to go may not be there any more! Some destinations you may wish to prioritize over the next decade, before they disappear: 
    1. Cities imperiled by sea level rise (ex: New Orleans, Key West, North Carolina's Outer Banks,Venice)
    2. Cultural landmarks imperiled by extreme weather or sea level rise (Easter Island, Greek Islands, Tyre, Ephesus)
    3. Cold-weather destinations imperiled by glacial and sea ice melting (ex: Glacier National Park, Greenland, Alaskan cruises, Antarctica)
    4. Forest/rainforest destinations imperiled by by heat/wildfires (ex: Amazon rainforest, Redwoods National Park)
    5. Diving/snorkling excursions imperiled by ocean acidification and coral reef death (ex: Great Barrier Reef)
  17. Prepare for Higher Prices for Everything. Observing the impact of Covid on our economy has reminded folks of the consequences of too much money chasing too few resources: supply chain hiccups, shortages, and inflation. Now imagine that the countries producing most of our goods - India, China - are coping with extreme food/water shortages, mass migration, extreme political corruption, and regional/world wars. (Why? At least a dozen reasons, but let's lead with the fact that when the Himalayan glaciers melt, the Ganges, Indus, Mekong, Yangtze and Yellow Rivers - which collectively provide water for billions of people - will run dry. That alone will create chaos.) Some measures you may want to consider: buying houses, cars, and durable goods (furniture, appliances) sooner rather than later; shopping smarter (really look for those deals); and developing the habit of living more sustainably (ex: shop at thrift stores, recycle fashion, join local groups committed to reuse)
  18. Secure Your Savings.  If you're lucky enough to have money salted away in savings or retirement accounts, worth thinking about how that money is invested.  Are your prepared to survive long-term global downturns in corporate profitability and government spending? Are the companies you've invested in set to remain sustainable? This may be the time to start "greening" your portfolio by investing in the techs that are going to be required in a post CC world
  19. Prepare for the Impact of Climate Migration. As food/water resources shift, as heat/wildfires make areas uninhabitable, and as wars over scarce resources erupt worldwide, pundits predict historically unprecedented numbers of immigrants seeking a new life. The impacts of climate migration will vary hugely based on where you live, but may be worth considering. If you are in an area likely to be flooded with migrants, what can you do now to secure the needs of your family while growing your community's social safety net so that you can provide for those who are on their way?
  20. Contemplate Your Family Planning.  If you're starting to think about how many children you're going to plan on bringing into the world, it may be worth considering the world into which you may be bringing them. A world in which wars over scarce resources may be the norm rather than an aberration. A world in which climate migrants may be fleeing from border to border, begging for entry. A world in which gaps between rich and poor may be exacerbated by the scarcity of critical resources (food, water, shelter). It may be worth factoring into your planning the extent to which you will be able to protect and support children in a world where everything - from food to clothes to daycare - will be much more expensive, where housing and jobs may be harder to find, where political instability may be more pervasive, and where your country's military forces may find themselves engaged in more conflicts than ever before.
  21. Educate Yourself.  People have been lying about CC for a long time now, and it's logical to expect the lies to ramp up as CC increasingly impact our lives.  Energy companies anxious to convince us that their coal is "clean," that natural gas "isn't really a fossil fuel," that fracking/pipelines "are a great way to secure our energy needs against foreign manipulation." Companies eager to convince us that carbon neutral is the same thing as carbon positive or to assure us that they're "planting enough trees" to offset the harm. Politicians anxious to convince us that candidates who support green initiatives are "secretly trying to impose a socialist agenda," "intent on driving up tax/gas/oil prices" or "destroying the U.S economy." Find unbiased sources and educate yourself about CC realities and myths so that you know when you're being lied to, and so that you can make educated, rational choices (vs. emotional, ineffective choices) about how to utilize the resources we have (tax dollars, tech) to most efficiently and effectively address the coming crisis.
  22. Prepare to be Part of the Solution. Fixing climate change is going to be like trying to build a beach in the middle of a hurricane - while countries may have the resources to bring in the cranes & heavy equipment that will be needed to get the job started, it's going to take trillions of grains of sand - trillions of individual acts of conservation and sustainability - to make the beach happen. So start thinking now about what you can do help get that beach firmly established, before the storm hits.
The author is a scientist and teacher who has worked as a researcher/analyst for Potomac Institute for Policy Studies, a DC-based think thank, and is a member of the Leadership Corps of Climate Reality, the climate awareness organization founded by former Vice President Al Gore.

3/03/2022

20 Guaranteed Ways to Get Yourself Murdered in an Agatha Christie Novel

  1. Agree to attend a house party (or tour group) at the invitation of someone completely unknown to you
  2. Agree to witness an elderly person's controversial new will
  3. Attempt to blackmail the real murderer
  4. Announce in a room crowded with suspects that you've just figured out who did it, but you're going to wait until tomorrow to tell the police what you know
  5. Announce in a room crowded with suspects that you actually weren't in your room at the time of the murder; instead, you were out wandering the halls, passages, or garden
  6. Announce in a room crowded with suspects that you possess psychic powers capable of identifying the killer
  7. Host a house party at which all the guests are people who have a reason to hate you
  8. Possess an inconveniently accurate memory about past events, especially anything to do with past murders, past marriages, or the birth of twins
  9. Agree to switch cloaks, costumes, hats, bedrooms, or train compartments with another person
  10. Agree to participate in a "joke" to be played on someone else
  11. Spend your ample down-time looking out the window of your house
  12. Agree to let someone else pick the mushrooms for dinner (or, naively prepare mushrooms left anonymously in your kitchen)
  13. Accept the offer of a rendezvous in the garden, at night, alone, because an anonymous note asked you to be there
  14. Agree to invitations that involve intimate weekend hunting meets, masquerade parties, or strolls along the edges of perilous cliffs
  15. Reveal yourself to be the long lost relative - uncle, nephew, child - of anyone wealthy who already possesses several expectant heirs
  16. Become involved in a love affair in which your lover requires you to conceal your affection, your true name, or your relationship to someone who is very wealthy
  17. Become involved in a love triangle when you're the only one of the three possessing a fortune
  18. Have a past history of abusing or harming children in some way
  19. Laugh off warnings that "your life may be in danger" delivered by dapper men with Belgian accents
  20. Live in the same village as Ms. Marple

3/02/2022

15 Ways to Avoid Becoming the Victim in a True Crime Drama

  1. Craigslist. Just don't
  2. Tinder. Ditto
  3. 100% of guys who boast about being the FBI, CIA, or Special Forces are lying. 
  4. If they claim they're wealthy but they're still living with their parents, they are lying and you should be ashamed for being so gullible
  5. If they tell you all the people they dated before you were crazy, consider that the common denominator is who they dated before they each went nutty
  6. If they cheated with you, they'll cheat on you
  7. If they start talking about life insurance on or before the honeymoon, BIG red flag.
  8. If the love of your life is over-possessive, jealous, or controlling, you might as well leave a provision in your will  specifying who you want to play you in the podcast they're eventually going to make about your murder.  
  9. Psychopaths enjoy church on Sunday too. 
  10. By the time someone jokes about wanting to kill you, they're already planning how
  11. No one ever looks up "how to hire a hit man" on the internet because they were simply curious 
  12. When they ask you to accompany them on a weekend hunting trip, a hike up the side of a steep mountain, or a romantic midnight boat ride, just say no
  13. Always. insist. on. meeting. your. ex. in. a. public. place.
  14. Let the other wife/husband - the one they didn't tell you about - take them, with your blessing. Hell, throw in a wedding present just to be sure there are no hard feelings
  15. Stop using "they seemed normal" as your baseline criteria for trusting people

2/27/2022

50+ Great ideas for Scrapbooking Vacation Travel


 In retirement, hubby and I are hoping to explore every nook and cranny of this magnificent continent of ours, from Alaska's spectacular national parks to the MCM neighborhoods of Coral Gables, from lighthouse B&Bs to Elvis shrines to really big balls of twine.  

As an ardent scrapbooker, part of the fun will be capturing these adventures in scrapbook form. But how do I capture the spirit of all these wonderful destinations without becoming repetitive? Clearly I'm going to have to stretch beyond pictures + journaling + brochures to keep things interesting! 

For this reason, I've begun capturing a list of template ideas that should help me introduce variety into our travel layouts, which I am sharing here because what works for me may work for others, right? 

  1. Turn the name of the destination into an acronym. Ex: BADLANDS could become "bands of brilliant color, ancient, desolate, lovely, arid, national park, deeply spiritual, serrated slopes of stone"
  2. Trace the name in HUGE letters over both pages, then cut out the letters and fill the open letter-shaped frames with pictures from the destination. (Sort of like those old postcards!)
  3. Use a HUGE letter stencil to cut the name of the destination out of various brochures depicting parts of the vacation you want to remember
  4. Create a crossword puzzle with clues that capture favorite activities or memories.
  5. Create a word search! But instead of listing words to find, create "clues" to force you to remember word and relive the associated memory. 
  6. Create a bingo board of potential fun experiences and then use markers to indicate which ones you were able to accomplished
  7. Organize the page as a series of top 10 lists - top 10 coolest houses, top 10 coolest gardens, etc.
  8. Create a "mad libs" journal entry with answers that end up relating a fairly accurate (if slightly silly) version of the visit. I think this would be great for eventful trips, like stays in busy cities.
  9. Affix a map of the area to the scrapbook page and then add callouts annotating what happened in each area
  10. Turn your photos into postcards by cutting out squares of paper the same size, formatting them to look like the back of a postcard, and using them to record your journaling. Address them to your kids, your long-lost grandmom who always wanted to travel, or your fish! 
  11. Stop by a local antique store and pick up a few antique postcards of the place you have seen. Then proceed as described above. :-)
  12. Retell your trip in the form of a real estate listing. Works great if you destination is a mansion, historic home, or historic area
  13. Retell your trip in the form of an article for the Travel section of a major newspaper. Be sure to include quotes from your family! (Lots of great newspaper templates out there on the internet)
  14. Describe/relive a memorable meal in the form of a restaurant review. As before, be sure to include quotes from your family :-)
  15. Retell your trip in the form of a magazine article. Part of the fun is picking the right magazine template - perhaps Sports Illustrated for a trip that includes skiing or diving?  Rolling Stone for a trip heavy on live music? National Geographic? History Magazine? Life? 
  16. Invite a "guest journalist" to provide a different perspective on the day's events - could be the ghost of someone who's associated with the location, or your pet, or your car, or a local squirrel who spent the day following you around, or your exhausted feet! 
  17. Turn your day into a multiple choice test. Bonus points for funny fake answers. (Ex: "Wen we finally arrived at the B&B, Amanda immediately (1) kissed the pavement in relief, (2) threw up, (3) hugged the proprietor, (4) snatched the phone from my hand swearing that she would never, ever let me do my own navigation again.")
  18. Turn the town, mansion or resort property you visited into a Clue-like board game with cards that commemorate activities that happened in each room/location
  19. Transform the day into a story for children. I tend to favor the old standards, like "Once Upon a Time ..."
  20. Transform the day into a coloring book, with captions to explain the significance of each picture
  21. Add a "spinner" that lists all the places you visited at a certain destination
  22. Create an annotated timeline of the day
  23. Capture the events of the day in a poem, or series of haikus
  24. Create an advertisement for the destination or town, lauding its many desirable features
  25. Create a movie poster for the day that "teases" all the things that happened
  26. Create a 2D version of shelves in a visitors center and clutter them with objects that commemorate things that happened on your vacation
  27. Turn your journaling into a rebus by using images to replace select words. 
  28. Capture your experiences as a series of "Bad Amazon Reviews" in which you find absolutely nothing worth recommending to others.  (Ex: "Grand Canyon- Way too many rocks. Some of the rocks are red. Some aren't. Big whoop. Also not enough forests or shade, and where are the bears?")
  29. What your destination used to look like vs. what it looks like now. You can use brochure images or your own sketches. I'm going to make mine funny - the first version is going to be tourists behaving respectfully, while the second version shows tourists behaving the way they're wont to do now ...!
  30. Various annotated receipts showing how much you spent and what you spent it on. Money provides a surprisingly useful scaffold for tracking the events of a day. 
  31. Annotate each picture you include with a funny Twitter post/explanation.
  32. Tell the story of  your day in the form of a simple stick cartoon
  33. Tell the story of your day as an exchange of texts with someone who definitely does not share your level of enthusiasm. (Ex: "We ate alligator!" "Let me guess - tastes like chicken.")
  34. Connect the dots, where each dot is an annotated event and the final picture is something that represents the destination, or the day
  35. Create a faux miniature golf course with holes that describe each event/attraction of your day. 
  36. Expected vs. reality 3D "flip & reveal" page - perfect for sharing funny anecdotes about what you expected to exeprience vs. what actually happened.
  37. If the destination is associated with a strong smell (ex: maple, sea salt), capture the smell on some sort of scrap, then seal the scent in a sealed wax packet for enjoying later!
  38. Create a graph where the x axis is a timeline of your day and the y axis ranks the amount of"funness" (0-10). Then plot the events of the day on the graph as apropriate, with annotations to explain highs and lows
  39. Include a tall "signboard" cutout and attach arrows pointing to all the locations or events you attended
  40. Use white paper to matte your pictures so that they look like old-fashioned Polaroids and/or slides. Perfect for creating a travel page with a nostalgic feel.
  41. Use a brochure or other literature from the destination as your backdrop or border. (Make sure to spray with acid-neutralizing spray before posting, to prevent yellowing!) 
  42. Cut out a black asphalt road or hiking trail, then commemorate the events of your day/trip as funny informative signs, billboards, or historical markers along the way
  43. List everything you did during the day on a separate square, then beneath the square leave a place for both you and your travel partner to "rank" the event on a scale of 1-10, Olympic judge-style. Great for those trips when one partner is having the time of their lives while the other partner is quietly dying inside.
  44. Assign each experience or picture a superlative, either serious or silly (ex: Tackiest Hotel Room, Best Hot Dog Stand Actually Shaped Like a Hot Dog ...)
  45. Tell the story of your trip in numbers. First create squares of paper that list numbers that represent memorable events - then add journaling to explain the significance of each number. (If you print the journaling on vellum, you can position the anecdote over top of the number.) 
  46.  Create a calendar that spreads over both page and then jot down, calendar style, what you did on each day
  47. Depict your day or trip in the form of a maze, with various stops that you have to navigate between. 
  48. Tell the story of your trip or day in patches - those souvenir embroidered patches that most gift stores sell. You can even "sew" the patches onto the page
  49. Use library cards to tell the story of your day - the title tells the destination, the "description" describes the content of the memory associated with the title. 
  50. If you're at a science destination, use squares from the periodic table to spell out your title or header. 
  51. Capture your day in the form of a Jeopardy game with categories that match your major activities and questions designed to capture favorite memories
  52. Tell the story of your day or trip in the form of a flow chart, with yes/no decisions guiding the way through your adventure! (Using a Choose Your Own Adventure format might be fun too!)
  53. Pick an icon or object that symbolizes your destination and use it as the theme for your page (ex: if you're at an apple orchard, cut out frames in the shape of apples and place your picture beneath them
  54. Retell your day in the form of a recipe (ex: "Recipe for a Perfect Day at Yellowstone Park"). Be sure to list ingredients (perfect weather, bears...) and then how you combined the ingredients to create memories
  55. Retell your day in the form of an "episode guide" for a podcast. (Ex: "Every episode this week will be highlighting a different memory from our trip to Amelia Island. Today's episode: lunch at Jimmy's Oyster Hut. Tomorrow's episode: Touring the Island by bike; or, Why we had to cancel diving the only coral reef in the U.S. because my butt hurt.")
  56. Transform your pictures into postage stamps by giving them jagged edges. Then piece them together in the form of a sheet of commemorative postage stamps
  57. Shape your various photos into large jigsaw pieces, then loosely assemble them so that your day forms a nice, symmetrical whole
  58. Center your photos on pattered squares and stitch them together in the form of a quilt. Ideal for something cozy, like a stay at a B&B or spa.
  59. Create a giant checkerboard template and then write your memories on giant checkerboard chips
  60. Transform you and your partner into faux paper dolls and then sketch clothes that tell the story of your day or trip

2/26/2022

100+ Ways to Waste Time on the Internet


Not that I have time to waste on the internet (other than the time I waste maintaining this blog), but I like the idea of having a list ready to go as preparation for retirement! 

There are lots of these types of lists on the internet, but wanted to assure potential readers that mine isn't a composite of others: all the ideas here are my own, so there are bound to be some novel ideas included. Though I've tried not to identify specific websites (posting internet links is just asking for people to change their links), there are times when I can't resist, because the websites are particular obsessions of mine.  Enjoy .... I'll join you soon! 

  1. Take a Myers-Briggs test to find out your personality type. Then spend the next 10hrs incessantly researching your personality type
  2. Join Pinterest and create a collection of your favorite toys when you were a child
  3. Use Google Earth's "street view" function to travel around the world. All those places you've always wanted to see? Go see them! 
  4. Look up historical highway markers in your part of the state
  5. Pick a favorite song or artist and look up "reaction videos" of people listening to the song for the first time
  6. Look up a craft and make it at home
  7. Assemble a month's worth of recipes
  8. Look up the website of a magazine you wish you subscribed to and read a bunch of articles
  9. Look up stuff that happened in the world on the day you were born
  10. Watch a TEDTalk
  11. Watch a documentary
  12. Listen to old radio shows, like Lux Radio Theater, Gunsmoke, or Yours Truly Johnny Dollar
  13. Make a list of desserts you want to try sometime in your life
  14. Visit one of those "postsecret" websites and share your deepest secrets with strangers
  15. Look up riddles and write down good ones to use later
  16. Make a list of new books to read
  17. Turn yourself into a bitmoji
  18. Play a replica of your favorite childhood video game
  19. Read 2 sentence ghost stories
  20. Start (or update) a family genealogy
  21. Take a virtual tour of your favorite museum
  22. Look up toys you used to own and see how much they're worth today
  23. Look up optical illusions
  24. Look up sarcastic Amazon reviews
  25. Download anatomy coloring pages
  26. Look up the current Badass of the Week
  27. Send online cards to people
  28. Go to a contest collection site and enter contests
  29. Learn the birdcalls of birds that live in your area
  30. Learn to play a simple song on a piano simulator
  31. Read fanfiction inspired by a favorite character, TV show or book
  32. Learn how to write your name in different languages, including heiroglyphics
  33. Do a carbon footprint calculator to see how much CO2 your family generates
  34. Catalog your personal library using GoodReads or LibraryThing
  35. Use a house decorating website to plan your perfect room (or house)
  36. Look up what pets are available for adoption at local animal shelters
  37. Use a real estate app like Zillow to see how much your home would sell for - and, of course, how much your neighbors paid for their homes
  38. Watch livestreams from underwater bathyscopes, zoos, or aquariums
  39. Play The Oregon Trail. Try not to die of dysentery
  40. Go to Mix and discover new websites
  41. Memorize a poem
  42. Do an "on this day" search in Wikipedia to see what interesting things may have happened  
  43. Start a blog
  44. find a live earthquake map and figure out which places on earth are currently experiencing quakes
  45. Find a live FAA feed and see which planes are in the air
  46. Tune into a radio station from another country
  47. Look up how to do the Hustle or some other line dance
  48. Compare how a major news event is covered in U.S. papers vs. European papers
  49. Watch clips of Antiques Roadshow personnel as they value antiques
  50. Watch clips from Broadway shows, performed by the original performers
  51. Learn how to say "I actually speak _____" in multiple languages, so that when you suspect people are talking about you in a foreign language, you can make them feel bad
  52. Use a simple story-building app to create a children's storybook 
  53. Create a simple video game in Scratch
  54. Use one of those "What Should I Read Next" apps to identify books worth reading
  55. Apply different filters to your selfie
  56. Find an ocean depth simulator and find out how long it will be until your city disappears underwater thanks to climate change-caused sea level rise
  57. Start (or continue to work on) personal bucket list
  58. Look up new lifehacks
  59. Upload your selfie and find out which great work of art you most resemble
  60. Do random science simulations at Phet
  61. Listen to incoming cosmic rays
  62. Check out Snopes to see which scams are going around
  63. Download fonts
  64. Go to a writing prompt website and use it to write a short story
  65. Dissect a frog
  66. Listen to a completely different genre of music than you're used to
  67. Look up weirdest animals/plants/insects on Earth
  68. Take a class from an online MOOG
  69. Research tattoos you might want to get
  70. Read an online book
  71. Watch episodes of Epic Rap Battles of History
  72. Watch espisode of ThugLit
  73. Watch episodes of Drunk History
  74. Find a meme generator and create some original memes
  75. Learn and practice Morse Code
  76. Add songs to your Spotify (or other) music account
  77. Look up funny tombstone inscriptions
  78. Download paper dolls
  79. Look up how to doodle or draw simple shapes
  80. Visit the menus of famous restaurants and figure out what you would order
  81. Look up upcoming concert dates for favorite musical groups or shows
  82. Broaden your vocabulary by looking up obscure words
  83. Check out recent editorial cartoons
  84. Go to freecycle or some other website that specializes in giving stuff away and see what's available for picking up
  85. Find an actuarial table or questionnaire and find out how long you are expected to live (Deathclock)
  86. See if there are any sexual offenders living in your neighborhood
  87. Watch the best commercials from Superbowls past
  88. Write an article and post it to Medium
  89. Update your Amazon wishlist
  90. Make a list of cocktails you'd like to try
  91. Plan a dream vacation. Include all destinations, hotels, and restaurants. Cost is no object!
  92. Listen to a podcast
  93. Take a Buzzfeed quiz. So many to choose from!
  94. Mix your own electronic music (Patatap, Incredibox)
  95. Learn card magic tricks
  96. Answer people's questions on Quora
  97. Update a Wikipedia page
  98. Upload your selfie to various makeup sites to try out different hairstyles and looks (DailyMakeover)
  99. Make a playlist of exercise videos for when you're feeling more lively
  100. Online paint by numbers. Just when you thought paint by numbers was insultingly easy
  101. Watch live webcam footage - tourist attractions, cute animals, coral reefs ... whatever floats your boat
  102. Go to Google and click "I Feel Lucky"

10 Reasons That Teachers are Exhausted



I'm a teacher and I am tired. There are a lot of reasons I'm tired, but at least one of them is avoidable: I'm tired of articles by journalists that misunderstand, misrepresent, or simplify why teachers are fed up, and why we're quitting in droves.  Perhaps the problem is that they're not interviewing actual teachers, because we're too busy to talk to them? So, instead, journalists speculate. They speculate that teachers are quitting because of federal paperwork, because that's the enduring legacy of No Child Left Behind, right? That we're quitting because kids these days are too exhausting, because everyone loves complaining about how kids these days are unmotivated, socially clue-less, and out of control. Or (this one makes me laugh) they speculate that we're quitting because of culture wars, as if teachers are actually going to undermine the content, quality, or veracity of what they teach no matter how many parents get dragged out of school board meetings.  

No one seems to get the simple fact that we're leaving because we're tired of being overworked. It's both that simple as that to diagnose, and as difficult as that to fix. 

Think about this: Every year new expectations get added to teacher "to do" list with no provisions made for the extra time or effort required to implement them. (In Washington, these initiatives have a name - they're called "unfunded mandates.") What's 15 extra minutes every day, more or less?

The problem: while new expectations continue to get added, the old ones never go away.  I've been a teacher for 15years. At the rate of one new initiative per year, 15 extra minutes per day, this means I'm now working - at a minimum - 3.75hrs longer per day than at the beginning of my career. 

That's on top of the 8hrs I spend in the building and the extra10-15 extra "off the clock" hours per week that every teacher has always been expected to sacrifice to the cause of teaching.  

Over 17 more hours per week, and we're not just talking about temporary "crunch times," as may be common in other careers - a push to finish out a contract, a surge to complete work by the end of a fiscal year - but a never-ending, never-relenting expectation that we put in 65-70hr every week for 10 months out of the year.  Without a hope that the load will ever lighten, and with the entirely realistic expectation that the load will only continue to increase in future.  If we were getting lawyer or doctor pay, the hours might just be worth it. But we all know that that's not the case here.

The obvious solution is to lighten the load by terminating previous initiatives. If only it were that easy. The problem we face is that the vast majority of these new initiatives are genuinely worthy.  Thanks to technology, to research, and to an increased understanding of the science of learning, we're capable of doing a better job of educating students than ever before.  Who wants to make cuts that undermine the effectiveness of teaching?  

Let's play a game. You get to be the Superintendent of a major school district.  You're desperate to stop the hemorrhage of qualified teachers leaving the profession - and leaving your classrooms in the hands of high-school educated "monitors" who's reading levels may be lower than the students they're supervising. Which of the following services do you cut? 

1. Online teaching. It's great that we're moving more teaching online, since students are going to be living in an online world. But who's transitioning all those traditional pen-and-paper activities to online activities? Updating them to accommodate constant upgrades in platforms and apps?  And then constantly transitioning them to different platforms and apps as school systems jump from vendor to vendor? TEACHERS. 

2. Preparing our students for 21st century careers. It's great that we're finally focused on the importance of teaching 21st century skills. At last someone has figured out that potential employers almost never ask "So, when did the Civil War begin and end?" but they often do ask "tell me about a time you had to collaborate with peers to analyze a problem and come up with a solution." But who's designing all those student inquiry-directed learning activities that are replacing worksheets and textbooks? Who's infusing the curriculum with mini-lessons on collaboration, creative and critical thinking, communication, resiliency/risk-taking, growth mindset, and ethics? And who's replacing all those old multiple-choice tests with syntheses, analyses, and reflections ... and who's grading them? TEACHERS. 

3. Constantly adopting new/better "best practices."  For instance, it's great that we're shifting our emphasis to mastery based learning, ensuring that no child is "left behind," but that they receive whatever remediation they require to master the content. But who's providing the specific, individualized feedback required for students to identify their academic gaps? Who's designing and delivering the remediation to fill those gaps? And who's grading all those extra assessments? TEACHERS. 

4. Increasing our outreach to parents. It's great that we're becoming more proactive about forming relationships with parents. But who's creating and maintaining those online parent/student portals (often updating them several times throughout a single day)? Rounding up interpreters in order to communicate with parents who speak different languages? Responding to parent emails and phone calls in a timely and professional manner, regardless of whether the requests are appropriate, reasonable, or polite? TEACHERS

5. Improving the legal protections that ensure students receive a Fair and Equal education. It's great that we're putting in place protections to ensure that our special needs students receive the services that they are entitled to. IEPs and 504s are supposed to protect those rights, but every time a new story breaks about the abuses of some bad actor (school district, particular school, etc.), more (and more, and more) layers of protection are required. And who's responsibility is it to ensure that all those layers of protection are scrupulously enforced?  To maintain all the appropriate paperwork, to gather proof of progress against goals, to attend meetings? TEACHERS (particularly special education teachers). 

6. Improving the supports we are able to provide to students with disabilities. It's great that we're constantly improving how we use technology to scaffold common student disabilities such as attention deficits, organizational deficits, and reading/writing deficits. Fonts designed to help dyslexics read, apps that "ding" every 2mins to remind students to remain on task, automated checklists to keep ADHD kids organized, speech-to-text and text-to-speech apps that make reading and writing tasks accessible to all! But who's job is it to keep track of all these newly available scaffolds? Match them to the students that can most benefit from them? Teach students how to use them, and then ensure that students are utilizing them? Measure their effectiveness? TEACHERS (specifically, special ed teachers). 

7. Infusing our curriculum with SEL.  It's great that we've finally acknowledged that we need to be valuing and supporting the social and emotional learning (SEL) of our students as well.   But who's stuck trying to monitor the social-emotional health of 120 students while simultaneously teaching their content? Who's instruction time is constrained when school districts forbid new instruction on religious holidays, and then recognizes 13 days as religious holidays? Who's responsible for modifying instruction to ensure that it includes opportunities to validate the cultural experiences of a multicultural classroom? TEACHERS. 

8. Scrubbing our systems to ensure equality and social justice. It's great that we're finally addressing traditional inequalities in the way we educate, test, and discipline students in "at risk" categories.  But who's changing up the curriculum to infuse best practices for teaching our students who may be living in poverty, learning English as a second language, or who are members of underserved minorities?   Who's attending hours of professional required to learn, exchange, and grow these new strategies? Who's scrubbing the data to ensure that these new strategies are working?  And who's instructional time is sacrificed when teachers are increasingly expected to utilize such techniques as "restorative justice" to deal with students  who are persistently tardy, disrupt the classroom, or interfere with the learning of others ? TEACHERS. 

9. Providing more individualized education based on data. It's great that we're finally centralizing student information so that all the info we need about their lives, their academic abilities, their behaviours, activities, strengths, weaknesses, accommodations, special needs and parent communications are all easily accessible in one place. But who's inputting all that data into these systems? Who's delivering all that standardized testing and logging all those anecdotal inputs? And who's expected to take the time to peruse all the data and use it to differentiate instruction for individual students? TEACHERS. 

10. Training our teachers to be ready to cope with a whole new host of threats, dangers & crises.  It's great that we're doing a better job of preparing teachers to handle crises such as active shooters, worsening weather, students in the throes of various medical crisis (soooo many allergies!), and pandemics. But who's instructional time is robbed to make time for an ever-increasing number of required safety drills and professional trainings? Who's spending more time than ever working their way through mandatory trainings on asthma/epilepsy/diabetes/hypoglycemia? Who's investing dozens of hours figuring out how to cope with the altered reality of pandemic instruction?  TEACHERS. 

Well, Superintendent? Which of the above are you willing to give up? As a teacher, a parent, and a concerned citizen of the U.S., I'm not willing to give up any of them. But neither can we expect the current system to endure. We can't keep loading new expectations onto teachers without dealing with the consequences of those expectations. 

Teachers are tired. Their work-life balance is a joke. They're not getting paid nearly enough to motivate them to remain. And so they're leaving. In multitudes. And the exodus is going to continue unless things change. 

I don't claim to have any answers, but I imagine any plausible solution set will have to include at least some of the following: 

1. We're going to need more bodies in buildings. We need more adults in classroom - co-teachers, ELL support teachers, special ed teachers, IAs, and qualified subs -  to help deliver content, provide differentiation, assess learning and deliver interventions. Also more adults - psychologists, social workers, mentors, and special education case workers - to work one on one with students who need extra social, emotional, or behavioural supports in order to be able to participate meaningfully in classroom instruction.  We need more school security and safety personal to perform oversight duties (supervise bus/cafeteria/halls, oversee restorative justice conferences) that rob teachers of valuable planning time.  Finally, we need more parent volunteers, mentors, and tutors to work with students after school to provide additional resources for intervention.  At this point I'm not sure any amount of money is going to be enough to attract the quantity and quality of teachers we're going to need into the future, but one thing we can do is address work-life imbalances by shortening the number of hours that teacher work in a week. 

2. We need to be finding new ways to form school/parent/community partnerships. We're going to need a much more effective and equitable way to involve parents and communities. If we can't get more adults into the building, then we need to be recruiting more adults outside of the building to perform the essential functions listed above. 

3. We're going to need more IT support, and a little restraint. We're teachers, not graphic organizers, apps creators, or systems engineers. Some of us couldn't even figure out how to use copiers. We need IT support personnel in every school to help troubleshoot hardware and apps; but more than that, we need IT coaches that can help teachers move content online, optimize blended learning to deliver learning and assessment as efficiently as possible, and identify opportunities to leverage learning through tech.  Finally, we need school districts to stop switching out classroom management apps every 2-3yrs! Each time there's a switch, teachers spend dozens of hours porting work from one platform to another.  What a ridiculous - and totally avoidable - waste of time. We get that the salesmen at educational company are really good at convincing Superintendents that they need more capability than they have, but what use are bells and whistles when no one has the time to use them? 

4. We should be rethinking curriculum priorities. Are we using what precious classroom hours we have on the right things? The world is changing; shouldn't our curriculum be changing too? For instance, why are we still insisting that students memorize a foreign language, in a world where universal translators sell for $100? Would classes that focus on global issues/understandings rather than global languages give us more time to focus on 21st century skills, student-based inquiry, SEL, equity, and social justice? Should we be rethinking about how we might repurpose some PE time to focus on mindfulness and other practices that support not just physical health, but also social and emotional health?  Most of all, we need to be sure we're sticking to data-proven best practices and not allow ourselves to be distracted by educational fads being promoted by educational consultants marketing their latest bestseller

As I say, I don't claim to have any answers, but I do have one prediction: if we don't figure out a way to lighten the load on teachers, and do it soon, the mass exodus is going to continue. 


15+ Novel Types of Gardens - Because why can't a gardens be fun as well as practical?

 


Now that I'm close to retirement, I'm thinking I may finally have time to start a garden. The question is: what kind? I'm the kind of person who likes to rethink the way things have always been done, which is how I ended up compiling the following list of ideas for gardens that might be a little more "exotic" than your traditional backyard kitchen or spice plot. Gardening is too laborious and dedicated a task not to spend the time creating something that will bring you genuine and lasting delight ...!

  1. Poison garden. A garden in which all the plants and flowers are toxic. Some of these species are actually quite lovely, and the experience might inform usefully inform my career as a murder mystery writer. On the negative side, however, this might perhaps make the neighbors nervous and have a chilling effect on the local wildlife. 
  2. Dinosaur garden. A garden including only species that were around at the same time as the dinosaurs: ferns, cycads, horsetails, sequoias, cypresses, pines and ginkgos.  Back when everyone was paleo, and paleo wasn't even hip yet. Just for fun, I'd love to add plastic dinosaurs peaking out from the foliage and wait to see how long it takes for the neighborhood kids to notice!
  3. Midnight garden.  A garden meant to be enjoyed at night - from flowers that bloom only at night to varieties with smells that become even more exotic in the dark.
  4. Hanging garden. Create a long tunnel-like trellis structure and plant it with either fruits or veggies that can be trained to climb. I love the idea of being able to walk though a shady, fragrant tunnel of foliage and pick my dinner or desert as I go along! 
  5. Medicinal garden. A garden in which all the plants and flowers have medicinal value - aloe, St. Johns Wart, etc.  I've always wanted to be an apothecary and formulate my own prescriptions.
  6. Hobo garden. I'm a big fan of plain, chunky stews, so a garden that grows ingredients for all my favorite soups is appealing. 
  7. Train garden.  Even as an adult, I still find myself transfixed by miniature train sets. So why not plan a garden garden around raised wooden planks that could be transformed into platforms for train tracks at any time?  I might throw in "houses" and "stations" crafted out of natural materials. It would be like a fairy garden for adults!
  8. Art garden. I wonder if it would be possible to replicate a famous impressionist painting in flower colors?  Maybe something swirly, like one of Van Gogh's starry night constellations? 
  9. Shakespeare garden. A garden constituted solely from plants and flowers mentioned in Shakespeare's poetry or plays.  
  10. Sculpture garden. Plant only species that can be easily groomed (or that would easily grow over statuary), then trim/train the garden into a whole whimsical tableau - perhaps Alice and her tea party? Or trolls feasting on bones? 
  11. Tea garden. A garden constituted solely from plants that can be brewed onto teas. 
  12. Seedpod garden.  All the plants would be required to sport gorgeous or unique seedpods.
  13. Pilgrim garden. Featuring only fruits and vegetables that would have been available to America's first European settlers. I imagine the varieties available these days barely resemble the plants in their original form, but one could at least recreate a garden that replicates the species that were available then. Bring on the Scuppernogg wine!
  14. Turtle & Frog garden.  The trick would be to landscape the pond and surrounds using native species, so that the frogs and turtles who stop by for a visit would feel right at home and stay a while.  There's nothing I enjoy more in spring than watching tadpoles develop into frogs! 
  15. Cocktail garden.  All the plants are ingredients in exotic cocktails.  Time to whip out my copy of The Drunken Botonist and start listing species! 
  16. Booze garden.  All the plants can actually be transformed into alcohol - which I realize, technically speaking, would include all plants, but I'd focus on the more traditional and or interesting varieties. My moonshining Kentucky forebears would be so proud!