1.
There are men and several rabbits but, puzzlingly,
no mice.
2.
A girl learns never to run around in the woods
dressed as a ham
3.
A boy goes off to a wizard school where he
becomes a jock
4.
It’s the best of times because the two lovers
get to live happily ever after, but it’s the worst of times because a lot of
people get their heads chopped off
5.
A guy inherits a ring that brings people really
bad luck
6.
A gold-digging Southern belle spends the Civil
War marrying up
7.
A guy buys a painting that doesn’t age well. At
all.
8.
A white whale tries to escape from an obsessive
stalker
9.
A guy throws parties for friends but never
attends them himself because I guess he’s an introvert?
10.
A psychotic candymaker uses his chocolate
factory to lure children to their death
11.
Four sisters find ways to keep themselves busy
until they land husbands
12.
A town decides to assign each female a letter,
which they have to wear sewn to their dress, but they never get past the letter
‘A’
13.
A guy who’s just trying to live his best life in
an African village gets dragged away by a nosy sailor
14.
Society finally achieves a utopia where everyone
owns large screen televisions, but some guys who likes books can’t stop
complaining
15.
A successful capitalist is tormented by communists
ghosts until he agrees to share his wealth
16.
A group of mean girls create drama in a Puritan
community (hint: rhymes with “bitches”)
17.
People travelling on a luxury train have their vacation
ruined by a murder
18.
A group of kids on an island survive by hunting
pigs
19.
An old fisherman refuses to adopt modern fishing
practices
20.
A house that is already architecturally unsound finally
collapses due to the added weight of a woman who has risen from the grave
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1. Of Mice and Men; 2. To Kill a Mockingbird; 3. Harry
Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone; 4. A Tale of Two Cities; 5. The Lord of the
Rings; 6. Gone With the Wind; 7. The Picture of Dorian Gray; 8. Moby Dick; 9. The
Great Gatsby; 10. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory; 11. Little Women; 12. The
Scarlett Letter; 13. Heart of Darkness; 14. Fahrenheit 451; 15. A Christmas
Carol; 16. The Crucible; 17. Murder on the Orient Express; 18. The Lord of the Flies;
19. The Old Man and the Sea; 20. Fall of the House of Usher
