12/10/2024

150+ Things From My Childhood That Have Become Obsolete (Generation Jones version)

Like many other folks my age, I spend a lot of time remarking on how much the world has changed since I was a child back in the 60s/70s. Last night (just as I was trying to turn my mind off, naturally) I started making a mental list, which I've decided to capture here. 

Note that I've limited my list to things that have actually become obsolescent - replaced by faster/better/more efficient alternatives. If I let myself include things that change over time due merely to changing tastes -  fashion, furniture/home decor, retail stores, food, toys/games, entertainment - this list could go on forever! 

(Items in italics are things that aren't quite gone, but are well on their way to obsolescence.) 

TECHNOLOGY
  1. Landline rotary telephones
  2. Pay telephones
  3. Answering machines, answering services
  4. Pagers, beepers, Blackberries
  5. Personal digital assists (ex: Palm Pilot)
  6. Telephone-based services for time and weather
  7. Telephone-based movie listings
  8. Telephone books, telephone operators
  9. Film cameras, film cartridges, flashbulbs, negatives, disposable cameras
  10. Film developing kiosks in parking lots
  11. Slides, slide projectors, slide carousels, portable screens
  12. Videocams, camcorders
  13. CRT TVs
  14. TV antennas, TV guides, TV signoff patterns
  15. VHS tapes, Betamax tapes, Laserdiscs
  16. Record players, vinyl records, record inserts
  17. Portable music players (transistor radios, walkmen, iPods)
  18. Cassette tapes, 8-track tapes
  19. Tape recorders (reel to reel, cassette), cassette tapes
  20. CB radios
  21. Telex machines, fax machines
  22. Computer punch cards, floppy disks, 3.5" hard disks, zip drives
  23. CDs, CD storage boxes & totes
  24. Dot matrix printers
  25. Catalog-based internet search engines
  26. Desktop computers
  27. Wired internet, charging cords, wired earphones
  28. DVDs, DVD players
  29. Calculators
CIGARETTES
  1. Cigarette vending machines
  2. Restaurant ashtrays
  3. Cigarette lighters in cars
  4. Matchbooks
  5. Metal cigarette lighters, lighter fluid, flints
SHOPPING & BANKING
  1. Manual cash registers
  2. Credit card imprint machines
  3. Pneumatic tubes at banks
  4. Bank passport books
  5. Bank Christmas savings accounts
  6. Green stamps
  7. Paper airplane tickets & boarding passes
  8. Paper theater/event tickets
  9. Print newspapers & magazines, newspaper vending boxes
  10. Shopping malls
  11. Walk-in banks, bank tellers, checkbooks
  12. Traveller's checks
  13. Price stickers
  14. Print catalogs
  15. Paper receipts
  16. Mailed billing statements
  17. Cash
JOBS/PROFESSIONS
  1. Paper delivery boys/girls
  2. Shoe repair shops
  3. Projectionists
  4. Human tollbooth operators
  5. Travel agents
  6. Telemarketers
  7. Non-AI customer service
  8. Cashiers
CARS
  1. Vent windows
  2. Hand-cranked windows
  3. Backward-facing seating in station wagons
  4. Gas station attendants
  5. Free gas station giveaways
  6. Paper maps
  7. AAA Triptiks & paper guide books
  8. Cassette/CD players
  9. Manual transmissions
  10. Metal car keys
  11. Coin operated parking meters
SCHOOL & OFFICE
  1. Typewriters
  2. Carbon paper, typewriter erasers, white-out
  3. Rolodexes
  4. Portable dictation devices
  5. Shorthand
  6. Working 9-5 in an offsite location
  7. Paper stamps
  8. Pencil boxes, paste, slide rules, report covers
  9. Lunchboxes with matching thermoses
  10. Mimeograph machines
  11. Overhead projectors, transparency film
  12. Filmstrip projectors
  13. Encyclopedias
  14. Card catalogs
  15. Date stamps in library books
  16. Jungle gyms
  17. Hard copy textbooks
  18. Paper reference books (dictionaries, thesauruses, atlases, etc.)
  19. Cursive handwriting
  20. Annual school photos
  21. Dewey decimal system
  22. Wall calendars
FOOD & RESTAURANTS
  1. Tiki-themed restaurants
  2. Cafeteria-style restaurants 
  3. Glass straw holders
  4. TV meals served on TV trays
  5. Home milk delivery, milk boxes, milkmen
  6. Ice trays
  7. Amphetamine-based diet pills
  8. Hot air popcorn poppers
  9. Electric can openers
  10. Wax sandwich bags
  11. Manual egg beaters
  12. Coffee percolators
  13. Hardcopy restaurant menus
  14. Tea kettles
  15. Ice buckets
  16. Restaurant buzzers
AROUND THE HOUSE
  1. Fine china & silverware, china cabinets
  2. Incandescent light bulbs
  3. Photo albums
  4. Family address books
  5. Shag toilet covers
  6. Colored/patterned toilet paper
  7. Shower caps
  8. Metal toothbrush holders affixed to the wall
  9. Macrame everything
  10. Crocheted granny square afghans
  11. Curtains on hooks
  12. Chenille bedspreads
  13. Manual lawnmowers
  14. Snow chains on tires
  15. Pet turtles
  16. Goldfish in bowls
  17. Fabric wall calendars
  18. Metal trash cans
  19. Webbed lawn chairs
  20. Bug zappers
  21. Terrariums
  22. Cap-style hair dryers
  23. Mercury thermometers
  24. Bomb shelters
  25. Wristwatches, alarm clocks, analog clocks
  26. Metal house keys
  27. Home sewing machines
  28. Analog thermostats
  29. Lawn jockies
  30. Bar soap
SOCIALIZING
  1. Letters written in long-hand
  2. Postcards
  3. Air mail envelopes
  4. Paper party invitations
  5. Honeycomb crepe paper party decorations
  6. Tupperware parties
  7. Avon cosmetics
  8. Date books
  9. Autograph books
  10. Printed programs for theater and sporting events
  11. Fee-free social media
HOLIDAYS

  1. Mass-produced Halloween costumes with plastic masks
  2. Elaborate Christmas decorations in town squares and malls
  3. Satin Christmas balls with sequins
  4. Aluminum trees with color wheels
  5. Christmas tree tinsel
  6. Flocked windows
  7. May Day celebrations
  8. Columbus Day celebrations
  9. Dark tanning oil for sunbathing
  10. Home birthday parties for kids
  11. Cone-shaped party hats & noisemakers
  12. Easter Seals
OTHER
  1. Hotel room keys (not keycards)
  2. Polio vaccination scars
  3. Cough medicine with codeine
  4. Calisthenics
  5. Elliptical towel machines in public bathrooms
  6. Bubblegum machines
  7. Public water fountains