- Toilet has a slot for quarters
- Beds move without quarters
- Towels stolen from other hotels
- Someone has written "redrum" on the bathroom mirror
- Gideon Bible is chained to the bedside table
- Roach motels have "no vacancy" signs in windows
- Nearest tourist attraction is "Mount Trash"
- Bloodstains
- Poorly disguised CIA surveillance vehicle in parking lot
- Desk clerk has creepy relationship with his mom
- Pay-per-view menu includes Psycho
- Gift store sells syringes
- Beds made with Batman sheets
- Bathroom contains complimentary bottles of shampoo, lotion, bleach
- Car mirror "tree" deodorizer hanging from TV aerial
- Rotary phone with "9" missing
- Brochures for local bail bondmen in front lobby
- Dust turns out to be fingerprint powder
- Only fresh oxygen is coming from mildew in bathroom
- Local ghost tour passes right beneath your window
6/20/2011
20 Tips That You've Booked a Dubious Hotel
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