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| "Hey, sweetie, I think he just stuck a knife through your hand! Here, let me get a light ... OMG, has your hand been that deformed the whole time?" |
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| "I'll give you a hand a second, darling - just as soon as I put this vase back where it belongs." |
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| "This tie is constantly obstructing my aim! I hate this mobster dress code!" |
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| "I SERIOUSLY need to reconsider posting my dating profile on MobThrob.com" |
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| "Like any moderately competent female, you'll notice I've taken the time to don high heels, do my hair, and color-coordinate my harness with my dress. Honestly, I don't know why men always insist on making this look so hard." |
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| "I could just go and get a bandaid for this little scratch on my head, but instead I think I'll lie here and painstakingly spell out the name of my attacker in pearls." |
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| "Apparently you missed my performance in the talent portion of the competition, you asshole, because for me 'fighting crime' ain't just some words on a sash!" |
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| "Okay, guys, I'm depending on you to hold off the anti-vax, flat earth, climate change denying wackos long enough for me to publish my validated scientific findings in a peer-reviewed journal!" |
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| "That's it - I'm never working at a VA hospital again!" |
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