2/08/2015

A Thousand Words - How to Survive Various Animal Attacks

how to survive deadly animal attacks!. . How to survive various animal attacks Bears: Sharks: Wolves; Roll into a hall Beep It on Throw a stick and start rollin

Love this list!  But it seems to me that it omits some useful tips, which I've summarized below:
  1. Komodo dragon - armed dwarf
  2. Polar bear - global warming
  3. Fire ants - picnic
  4. Piranha - chewing gum
  5. Cobra - wind instrument
  6. Lion - catchy Disney tune
  7. Killer Whale - gig at Sea World
  8. Jellyfish - peanut butter
  9. Tokay gecko - acting contract
  10. Hippopotamus - marbles
  11. Vampire bat - very tiny wooden stakes
  12. Chicken hearts - jello

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