- At all times, English villages are either planning a church fete or actually in the midst of one (Christie)
- Forebear crossing the moor in those dark hours when the powers of evil are exalted (Doyle, Bronte)
- Anything worth saying, sounds even more impressive in iambic pentameter (Shakespeare)
- The London poor are a whimsical class populated by fallen gentlemen, endearing orphans, and picturesque villains (Dickens)
- The country is disproportionately inhabited by single men in possession of good fortunes, all of whom are in want of wives (Austen)
- All wild, gay young bucks come automatically furnished with imperturbable butlers (Wodehouse, Sayers)
- Portals to alternative worlds are everywhere (Carroll, C.S. Lewis, Rowlings)
- The best way to conceal your pain and inner despair is behind a veil of acerbic wit (Pope, Swift, Waugh)
- When caught in a potentially ridiculous situation, tell a preposterous lie and then hope for the best (Wilde, Congreve, Sheridan)
- Tea makes everything better - and if tea doesn't work, there's always a pub nearby (Wodehouse)
- The best death is a heroic death (Malory, Wren), but if you can't manage that, at least endeavor to die tragically from thwarted love (Bronte, McEwan)
- Everything's funnier in drag (Shakespeare)
- True nobility is determined by character, not by birth (Scott, Kipling, Stevenson)
- The best poet is a tormented poet (Byron, Shelley)
- Forests are generally untrustworthy places, inclined to be teaming with fairies, green men, and merry-making highwaymen (Spenser, Shakespeare, Robin Hood)
- If Scotland Yard can't solve your crime, there's sure to be an innocuous lord/vicar/old lady/foreign visitor prepared to step in (Christie, Sayers, Chesterton)
- Revenge is best served up raw and bloody (Marlowe, Johnson, Shakespeare)
- Nice girls get their reward in heaven (Milton, Richardson), but naughty girls get their reward here on earth (Chaucer, Cleland)
- In a world ruled by chaos, the only honorable way to cope is to maintain a stiff upper lip and carry on (Waugh)
2/20/2015
Everything I've Learned About the English from Reading from English Literature
2/19/2015
Book Look - Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis
First, there’s the fact that what constitutes “funny” in this book doesn't align well with what most folks would find funny now. Dixon’s sense of humor is infantile: when displeased, he makes childish faces at people behind their backs or plagues them with stupid/cruel practical jokes (defacing photos with mustaches; placing prank calls). I’ve seen enough Monte Python to accept that it's possible that British readers would find this content funny, but Dixon’s boorish antics mostly left me unsympathetic and annoyed.
Then there’s Amis’s portrayal of “hypocritical, humbugging, classbound British society,” which I didn’t quite see either. Yes, Amis’s bete noir, a college professor named Welch, is old and doddering, a little too fond of recorder music and madrigals and the ideal of “merrie England” – a construct that exists more in imagination rather than fact (as the final scene of this novel successfully mocks), but at least he cares about his college and has manners. Dixon, on the other hand, cares little about scholarship (“Good God, you don’t think I care about any of this stuff?” he confesses at one point) and less about his students (the only criteria for his summer session topic is whether it will appeal to most attractive women at the university). I had a hard time not siding with Welch in this dispute. There is another subplot pitting Dixon against Welch’s son Bertrand, a pretentious snob who is genuinely easy to hate. The problem is that he’s a little TOO easy to hate, and so comes off more as a villain than as an honest representation of British bourgeois society, thus lessoning the impact of Amis’s satire in this direction.
Overall, I found the subplot involving Dixon’s love life to be more thought-provoking; though, again, I think it may be necessary to possess a British sensibility to understand it fully. By modern standards, it’s hard to understand why Dixon remains loyal to neurotic, needy fellow-academic Margaret rather than pursuing the woman of his dreams, Christine. (I’m going to omit mentioning my distaste, as a female, for the condescending way that basically all the female characters in this book are depicted, as I’m attributing this to the general backwardness of the era rather than a particular flaw of the author’s.) But the relationship makes more sense in the context of British morality, especially British morality during the war years, when “duty” was drilled into young men along with their letters. Though the introduction to the volume I read, penned by David Lodge, attributes Dixon’s loyalty to pity, I would argue that it’s Dixon’s sense of duty/obligation that prevents him from straying. (To paraphrase an exchange from a recent television show: “What was the name of that Gilbert & Sulliven operetta about duty?” Answer: “They’re all about duty.”)
Jim does finally does hit a lucky streak in the final pages of the book, winning (SPOILER) both the job and the girl of his dreams. After 100s of pages of enduring his whining, peevish, petty, drunken antics, can't say I was convinced he deserved to live happily ever after. But there’s no denying that “nasty things are nastier than nice things,” as Dixon notes. And there’s no denying that Kingsley Amis’s narrative style is distinctive and a fascinating time capsule through which to view mid-century British sensibilities.
2/10/2015
My 40+ Favorite Sounds
Some sounds you love because they're gentle or pleasant. Some you love because they evoke a particular mood. Some you love because they trigger a special memory. Below, in no particular order, are some of my all-time favorites. If you're like most people, just reading each item on the list will trigger so many memories, you'll feel like you're travelling through time and space to all your happiest places. I hope these make you smile as much as they do me!
- The crack of a baseball bat
- Cheering at a little league baseball game
- The sound of a high school announcer at a football game
- Whippoorwills
- Peeper frogs
- Snow falling/snow crunching
- rustling/crunching leaves
- children laughing
- a marching band
- crickets
- thunder
- rain falling on a tin roof
- babies giggling
- crackling campfire
- horses footsteps on cobblestones
- a stream running over rocks
- waves crashing on a beach
- wind chimes
- fireworks exploding
- a distant train calling
- wind rustling through tree limbs
- a golf ball falling into the hole
- bacon frying
- the whirr of a fan on a hot day
- tractors plowing distant fields
- waterfalls
- church bells on Sunday
- the musical sound of an approaching ice cream truck
- distant foghorns
- insects buzzing in a meadow
- owls
- kids splashing in a pool
- jingle bells on a sled
- street musicians
- splashing puddles
- organ music at baseball games
- my car thumping over a cement road laid in segments
- crunching gravel
- chicks peeping
- fountains
- tumbling dice
- drum lines
- jump ropes
2/08/2015
A Thousand Words - How to Survive Various Animal Attacks
Love this list, which I did NOT create but stumbled across on the internet (see citation). But it seems to me that it omits some important information, so I respectfully offer the following appendix:
- Komodo dragon - Very small knight
- Polar bear - Global warming
- Piranha - Chewing gum
- Cobra - Wind instrument
- Lion - Catchy Disney tune
- Killer Whale - Gig at Sea World
- Jellyfish - Peanut butter
- Tokay gecko - Acting contract
- Hippopotamus - Marbles
- Vampire bat - Very tiny wooden stakes
- Chicken hearts - Jello
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