2/08/2015

A Thousand Words - How to Survive Various Animal Attacks

Love this list, which I did NOT create but stumbled across on the internet (see citation).  But it seems to me that it omits some important information, so I respectfully offer the following appendix:
  1. Komodo dragon - Very small knight
  2. Polar bear - Global warming
  3. Piranha - Chewing gum
  4. Cobra - Wind instrument
  5. Lion - Catchy Disney tune
  6. Killer Whale - Gig at Sea World
  7. Jellyfish - Peanut butter
  8. Tokay gecko - Acting contract
  9. Hippopotamus - Marbles
  10. Vampire bat - Very tiny wooden stakes
  11. Chicken hearts - Jello

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