- At all times, English villages are either planning a church fete or actually in the midst of one (Christie)
- Forebear crossing the moor in those dark hours when the powers of evil are exalted (Doyle, Bronte)
- Anything worth saying, sounds even more impressive in iambic pentameter (Shakespeare)
- The London poor are a whimsical class populated by fallen gentlemen, endearing orphans, and picturesque villains (Dickens)
- The country is disproportionately inhabited by single men in possession of good fortunes, all of whom are in want of wives (Austen)
- All wild, gay young bucks come automatically furnished with imperturbable butlers (Wodehouse, Sayers)
- Portals to alternative worlds are everywhere (Carroll, C.S. Lewis, Rowlings)
- The best way to conceal your pain and inner despair is behind a veil of acerbic wit (Pope, Swift, Waugh)
- When caught in a potentially ridiculous situation, tell a preposterous lie and then hope for the best (Wilde, Congreve, Sheridan)
- Tea makes everything better - and if tea doesn't work, there's always a pub nearby (Wodehouse)
- The best death is a heroic death (Malory, Wren), but if you can't manage that, at least endeavor to die tragically from thwarted love (Bronte, McEwan)
- Everything's funnier in drag (Shakespeare)
- True nobility is determined by character, not by birth (Scott, Kipling, Stevenson)
- The best poet is a tormented poet (Byron, Shelley)
- Forests are generally untrustworthy places, inclined to be teaming with fairies, green men, and merry-making highwaymen (Spenser, Shakespeare, Robin Hood)
- If Scotland Yard can't solve your crime, there's sure to be an innocuous lord/vicar/old lady/foreign visitor prepared to step in (Christie, Sayers, Chesterton)
- Revenge is best served up raw and bloody (Marlowe, Johnson, Shakespeare)
- Nice girls get their reward in heaven (Milton, Richardson), but naughty girls get their reward here on earth (Chaucer, Cleland)
- In a world ruled by chaos, the only honorable way to cope is to maintain a stiff upper lip and carry on (Waugh)
2/20/2015
Everything I've Learned About the English from Reading from English Literature
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